06 11 / 2011

bonedust:

canisfamiliaris:

Jesus.

hahahahaha




I just met a kid named Jesus who pronounced it Jee-zus rather that Hay-zoos. His teacher was like, “Jesus! What are you doing?” And I thought, damn, lady, you might be offending people using Jesus’ name like that. And as if she could read my mind, she said, “I asked if his name was pronounced Hay-zoos, but he insists on being called Jee-zus.”

bonedust:

canisfamiliaris:

Jesus.

hahahahaha

I just met a kid named Jesus who pronounced it Jee-zus rather that Hay-zoos. His teacher was like, “Jesus! What are you doing?” And I thought, damn, lady, you might be offending people using Jesus’ name like that. And as if she could read my mind, she said, “I asked if his name was pronounced Hay-zoos, but he insists on being called Jee-zus.”

(via veganmudblood)

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