[A] Funny Feminist

squeetothegee:

elizablr:

brianvan:

I consider myself a very open minded person, but if I had a kid and I found out after the fact that Sasha Grey had read books to his/her class, I’m not sure how I would process that. Perhaps I’d need some Chlorox surface wipes, at least.

Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed that I had no idea who Sasha Grey is, but yeah - I didn’t. So I googl’d ‘er. 

And yeah…I don’t think I would want the person reading stories to my kid to have won the following awards:

• “Best Three Way Sex Scene”
• “Best Group Scene” (They mean ‘orgy’, y’all)
• “Best Oral Sex Scene”

Not that there’s anything necessarily wrong with working in porn, I just wouldn’t want my daughter to come home talking about this ‘nice lady’ who read them books, only to later come to me asking, “what’s an orgy?” 

Planning on saving that talk for 9th grade…

Wait… did she read them books about orgies? How would the kids know she worked in porn?  What 1st grader is going to google some random person who read to them for 20 minutes? And what’s with the colorox comment? So because she’s a porn star she leaves a trail of STDs where ever she goes?

This reminds me of the Pee-Wee Herman scandal in the ’90s. With parental outrage came more sexually explicit talk than I needed to hear as a 7-year-old. I probably wouldn’t have known about pornos at that age if not for all the outrage.

(Source: cajunboy, via squeetothegee-deactivated201111)